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PostSubject: Bad at Romance   Sun 28 Feb - 10:55

He's had a crush on the Sarasaland princess for quite a long time, but he's always kept that hidden and buried deep away -- or at least he thought so. The guy always tried to act high and mighty, but he's had a bit of a problem talking to the ladies. He often thought highly of himself, but kept this part was difficult for him.

This day, that was going to change, most defitely. He brushed his teeth for the first time in weeks, took a shower for the first time in months, grabbed a few flowers and a box of chocolate. He drove down to Sarasaland, knocked on the door, and waited for the princess to finally greet him. He was ready to present his treats (most of which were already gone) and his flowers (which were wilting in the hot sun).

He was not very good at this, at all. But still, he stood there, like as prideful as ever, waiting for her. Seconds passed with no answer, it WAS a castle. But his patience grew very thin, "HURRY UP, FOR WALUIGI!"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Sun 28 Feb - 16:48

Quite hard to hear a knock on the door when you were sitting at the other side of the castle. But for some reasons, the princess heard it. Maybe it was because she rarely had visitors, so any new sound was echoing even louder in her ear. She stood up in a second, and ran from her throne to the main door, excited to discover who was behind.


"I'm comiiiing!!!" she shouted from a distance. After a few secondes, she opened the door and... A surprised look appeared on her face. She was really not expecting him.

"Waluigi?"

She looked at the opened box and the... poor nearly dead flowers. Far from thinking he actually ate the chocolates, she wondered.

"Oh my god have you been attacked on your way?!!  Shocked
I wouldn't say that usually but, you look terrible so... Come in! "


She opened the door to let him come inside, but still looked around him, suspicious, making sure Wario or another bad guy was not following him.

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Sun 28 Feb - 22:44

The purple garbed plumber took offense to the "terrible" comment. "Waluigi look fantastic!" but still stepped inside anyway. He handed her the flowers and chocolate, "He also brought these for you!"

He had a dumb smile on his face like he already won the battle.

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Sun 28 Feb - 23:28

She closed the door behind him, and took the "flowers" and the box.

"Thanks! But, it means you haven't been attacked then?! Ok..."


The flowers were in such a bad condition, it feels useless to put them in a vase, but she still did it, to be polite.
Then she walked to the sofa and jumped in it, with her chocolate box.


"Looks like you already tried them but... Want another one??"


She offered, as she was half sitting on the sofa, in a chilled non feminine position.

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Mon 29 Feb - 1:17

"Waluigi was hungry!" He said and took another chocolate, "And still is hungry." He ate it and looked around the castle. He stopped after he finished and stood there, rather awkwardly, with nothing left to say until he blurted out, "WALUIGI CAN PLAY MUSIC WITH HIS NOSE!"

He then proceeded to poke his nose and bust out a song that veguely seemed something like jazz.

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Mon 29 Feb - 1:36

She took a more decent position on the sofa, and stared at him, with wide open eyes and without a word.
When he was done, she blinked once.

"Ok. That was weird and came out of nowhere. Sounded like a ... Sneeze to me. Maybe you want some tissue?"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Mon 29 Feb - 22:16

He stood up really proudly, "Waluigi is best musician in all the land!" He answered, completely ignoring her calling his display weird and the offering of tissue, "So... what do you like about Waluigi?"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Tue 1 Mar - 0:07

"Well, considering there is no musician around, I suppose you are not completely wrong..."

She raised her hand and looked at him when he asked his question.

"Huh? Another randomness?? I don't know, I haven't been prepared to that question. I... I like, that purple colour maybe. I don't see it very often around me."

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Tue 1 Mar - 4:36

Waluigi put his hands to his hips and laughed proudly. Yes! He is totally the greatest musician garbed in purple. He then turned to her and said, "Do you have food for Waluigi? Chocolate was not enough! Waluigi needs to dine like a king!"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Wed 2 Mar - 1:22

"Food?! Oh hum well... Maybe..."

She coughed embarrassed, she wasn't the best cook. She blushed.


"we can... Order a pizza?! Would that be okay?!"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Wed 2 Mar - 22:19

"Waluigi demands extra garlic! And mushrooms!" He answered and quickly added, "Make it extra large!" He planned on gorging himself with it.

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Wed 2 Mar - 23:46

She sighed in relief that he accepted the pizza. To be honest, she was so rarely cooking that she barely had any ingredients at home anyway...

"OF COURSE! As much garlic as you want, and as big as you wish!!! As long as I don't have to cook..."


She grabbed a flower shaped phone on the table and ordered the pizzas. She insisted that she wanted them as quick as possible, because she was a princess after all! She then looked at Waluigi with a bright smile.


"Now we just have to wait a few minutes!! Should be fast!!"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Thu 3 Mar - 1:25

"A few minutes? Wah! I'm a hungry now! Chocolate isn't filling!" He pouted while stomping his feet like a bit of a child. Then stood up and crossed his arms. He really was a bit of a child, like no one taught him basic manners. But he started to calm down as he thought about the food, "... Did you get breadsticks too?"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Thu 3 Mar - 22:06

"Wait what? No I didn't! You didn't ask for them! I don't read people's mind!!"

She rolled her eyes and sighed.

"I'm gonna get something to drink. And by the way, you don't need bread when you have a pizza!!"

She disappeared in the kitchen wondering why she opened the door to him.

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Fri 4 Mar - 0:19

Sheesh, what got into her? He was simply expressing his desire for food. Isn't his concerns the most important one? He didn't understand women.

He popped his head into the kitchen while she was fixing her kitchen, "Waluigi thinks you're mad."

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Fri 4 Mar - 0:29

//LOL I laughed too hard at his weird reaction but I'm okay with it\\


She was just pouring some soda in two glasses when he popped his head into the kitchen.
She stopped, and tilted her head, raising a brow.

"Mad? What because I'm grabbing something to drink for us? Aren't you the mad one? Why do you act like a weird drunk person? I'm going to think your nose is pink for a reason now."

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Fri 4 Mar - 1:06

"Waluigi does enjoy the vodka every once in a while." He said with his hands rubbing together, "Waluigi made the best kind! Able to knock out a Chain Chomp in one glass!" And be the reason why Wario has embarassing photos of him, "But no, Waluigi not drunk. Right now."

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Fri 4 Mar - 1:10

She smirked... Actually, it could be quite fun to see this guy drunk. Considering he was not now, what COULD IT BE when he was? Sounded like an interesting plan... She rubbed her hands together too...

"Well well, I do have some Vodka. You wanna have some with me?"

The the pizza deliveryman, who was a shyguy, knocked on the door. Daisy ran to him, threw a few coins on his face and came back to Waluigi. With the pizzas.

"So, does Vodka Pizza sounds like a good mix to you?"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Fri 4 Mar - 1:13

// You know, I think I may have his drunk self be COMPLETELY different from his normal self.
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"Waluigi will drink you under a bridge!" He answer and snatched a pizza from the box (she didn't even get a chance to set it down) and chomped away at the food, and started speaking with his mouth full, "Waluigi best drinker in town!"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Fri 4 Mar - 1:17

//I'm looking forward to that, it's the whole point Twisted Evil !!!!!!!!! \\


"Woohoo okaaaay well, good appetite!!!"

She grabbed a slice too, but sat on a chair to eat it a bit. After she was done with the first slice, she put away the soda glasses and gave him a big vodka glass.


"Do you mind if I have one too?"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Fri 4 Mar - 2:56

"Waluigi wishes to not embarass you if you can't hold as much as him. But... go ahead." He stated and shoved a whole piece of pizza in his mouth, getting sauce on the floor, his cheeks and the couch."

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Fri 4 Mar - 13:26

"Haha you don't know me!! I can handle a lot more than you I bet!!!"

She poured the second glass of Vodka with excitement and raised her glass.

"Cheers Wal' !"

She didn't even wait for his answer and drunk her whole glass in one go. She shook her head after that and smiled, pouring another glass.

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Fri 4 Mar - 22:04

He wasn't as skilled at drinking as he went on about. Within one glass, he was already tipsy. Thing was? His type of drunkeness was... different, to say the least.

He looked up at her and, like most drunks, began to want to talk about politics. But his style? Well...

"As you may assume, my fair madam, with some governing bodies adopting a democracy, or a republic, they often lead themselves to the formation of a two-party system. Two-party systems may act votes matter, but it often becomes a trap: Leaving very few choices for the people. Yes, there may be third party representation within these nationalities, but they're often overshadowed to excessive nature. It begins to feel more like an oligarchy, in practice. Especially since many of these same nations erect branches for the government: often legislative and executive. When two different parties disagree, you can expect very little, if any, progress to be mad. Wah."

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Sat 5 Mar - 2:31

She opened her eyes very wide and stared at him while he was having his speech. She blinked when he was done.


"Hum... Okay so... This is the way you are when you drink too much? Maybe you wont have another glass. I thought you were going to... Meh, nevermind. I need to drink to forget what I just heard. Hate politics."


She drunk another glad very quickly and made a face, pulling her tongue out, it was strong!

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PostSubject: Re: Bad at Romance   Sat 5 Mar - 23:04

The now unique Waluigi slowly drifted the glass from her lips, "Ah, madam, perhaps this is too much for you? While I understand you're an independant woman, you may want to reconsider alcohol abuse."

// Lol, I felt making Waluigi talk all intelligently when he's drunk would be funny.

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